One evening, a man asked his wife with genuine curiosity,
“Sweetheart, what would you most like for your birthday?”
Without much thought, she smiled and said:
“I’d love to be ten again.”
Simple request, right? At least, that’s what he thought.
The Big Birthday Surprise
When her birthday finally arrived, her husband was more excited than ever.
He woke her up bright and early, eyes gleaming with a mischievous grin.
“Get dressed!” he said, “We’re going on an adventure.”
Soon, they arrived at a massive theme park — a place bursting with flashing lights, wild rides, and the smell of cotton candy drifting through the air.
Without wasting a second, he pulled her toward the rides.
- The Death Slide – she screamed until her throat hurt.
- The Screaming Loop – her heart nearly jumped out of her chest.
- The Wall of Fear – she swore her legs turned into jelly.
For five long hours, he made sure she rode every terrifying roller coaster, every dizzying spin ride, and every stomach-turning drop.
By the end, she staggered out of the park looking pale, her hair in a mess, and her stomach begging for mercy.
But the Day Wasn’t Over Yet…
Thinking he had just given her the best birthday ever, he added another surprise.
“Come on, honey, let’s catch a movie!”
So off they went. He bought her the biggest bucket of popcorn, the largest soda he could find, and more sweets than she could possibly eat.
She smiled weakly, forcing herself through it, until finally, after a very long day, they arrived home.
The Big Punchline
Exhausted, she collapsed face-first into bed.
Her husband leaned over with the proudest look on his face and whispered:
“So, dear… what was it like being ten again?”
She slowly opened one eye, groaned, and replied:
“Actually, honey… I meant my dress size!”
😂 Moral of the Story
Sometimes men take things way too literally — and sometimes women assume they won’t! This playful mix-up turned a birthday into a rollercoaster of laughs (literally).
